The World’s First Perpetual Motion Machine

It’s a little known fact that Polish physicist, Marian Smoluchowskie, put to bed (so he thought) the insatiable imagination of would be inventors and hopeful wonderers about the possibility of building a perpetual motion machine. This, of course, is a machine that can work indefinitely without an energy source. While some visually pleasing machines appear to accomplish this feat, we know that it is what’s called an epistemic impossibility. Essentially it’s not possible by the current rules that govern our physics.

While Smoluchowskie allegedly put this argument to bed in 1912, I’m here with new evidence. While it’s not yet in machine form, I can confirm a naturally occurring perpetual process that is sustained indefinitely by its own self. The potential this could hold for humanity if tested, understood, and replicated for good could be Earth shattering. 

This phenomenon occurs in social dynamics between specific human beings. How it works is when one person is completely full of shit they can actually form a group with other people who are also completely full of shit in a self sustaining manner that is remarkably effective. With no outside energy, these humans can reinforce their own hollow pretenses in a way that not only protects them from exposure but reinforces their narrative further.

Now, it’s particularly important to mention that exchanging just one member of the group with someone who isn’t completely full of shit will disrupt the lifecycle of perpetual bullshit. This, of course, is true because one can only successfully be full of shit and taken seriously if he/she and those around him/her don’t acknowledge it as bullshit in the first place. Instead, the falsitudes become a “truth” that becomes validated increasingly. 

Case studies have shown some men and women have insulated this cycle so well that some have even reached full mature adulthood without ever being exposed as being completely or significantly partially full of shit. 

Stay tuned for updates for the scientific community on how to replicate limitless sustainability like this. Fingers crossed!